A dear friend just adopted 3 kittens. This means she has a total of 6, full on clowder. I emvy them. They live in a large house with their own bathroom. Their human uses our world renonwn local veterinary school as her feline primary care provider. In my next life, I would hope to be one of her cats. Alternatively, if cats are, as I suspect, emissaries from another dimension, I think that she will be a good representative of the capacities of humans to serve as appropriate supplicants and caretakers of being who manifest as gods.

Oh yes, and I am not writing this under duress from my feline lord and master.

Veteran Cat Servant

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