Lost And Found

I think this might work…

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To the village that reported that it had lost it’s idiot, I think I know where he may be found.

My understanding is that he was last seen in the Rose Garden of the large mansion located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C.

P.S. Please come quickly, and do take his friends and companions, unfortunately there are quite a lot of them, but he also claims that he owns some hotels. Maybe you can put them up one or two of them. Oh, and please take his telephone, he has this bad habit of using Twitter…