My sense is that you are just enjoying the conflict. As to not “understanding sexually demeaning terms”, well you may be from West Virginia which is a very nice place. I am originally from St. Louis, so that makes us pretty equally southern. I know about “sir” and “ma’am”. So my response to your responses is something Shakespearean: You are not worth another word, else I’d call you knave.
All’s Well that Ends Well (2.3.262)

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