This is a serious response to an hilariously funny piece. After taking Torts in my first year of law school I no longer saw grocery carts as large wire baskets on wheels. I saw them as instruments of destruction responsible for thousands of dollars in insurance claims that resulted in the increase of consumer insurance rates to stratospheric heights. This was something that could be stopped or at least slowed if the carts were recognized for the dangerous things they were and properly handled and corraled. And so this was how I became a freelance cart wrangler!